Midlife Crisis Soap - Natural Handmade Soap for Men & Women - Perfect for Gifts, Self-Care, and Stress Relief" （注：根据SEO优化规范，标题包含主关键词"Midlife Crisis Soap"，补充了产品属性"Natural Handmade Soap"和目标人群"Men & Women"，并增加了使用场景"Gifts, Self-Care, and Stress Relief"以提升搜索相关性。）

Product Description

Smells like a motorcycle. Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.